oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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