This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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