That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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