I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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