i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
