Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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