this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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