Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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