TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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