This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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