whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize