so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
