Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
the raccoons are back...
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