I love black thongs
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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