gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
this beer tastes like vomit already
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We need to get me chipped asap
Why are your pants in the freezer?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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