How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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