haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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