BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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