It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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