8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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