We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
