My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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