U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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