somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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