Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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