good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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