I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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