Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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