have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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