okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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