I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
People in love make me want to vomit
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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