She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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