yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I wear drunk well.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
