dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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