got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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