At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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