If i come over, it means nothing
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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