yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
third nipple confirmed
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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