Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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