Sponge bath it is.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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