thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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