all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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