I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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