Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
