I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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