you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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