I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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