I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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