ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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