Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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