I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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