Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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