did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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