So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
there is glitter all over my balls
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
