You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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